Pre-exams syndrome

When you start to talk like this. You know you are suffering from these syndromes.

This is a conversation between me and my friend. She's an eurasian so I was asking her what kind of mixture she is.

Unhell-T says:
dun mind me asking..wat does ur blood consist of?
wat time u finishing work man

mel says:
umm last i checked...
white blood cells, red blood cells and plasma and platelets
but that's just me lah
u?

Unhell-T says:
wow..dats super!
mine has coco pops, captain crunch
and a lil bit of honey stars too

mel says:
ahahahaha
lucky u
mine sounds so boring compared to urs sia

Unhell-T says:
im sweet..cant help it
HAHAHA

mel says:
cb
hahaha
u're sweet?

Unhell-T says:
ahh..im such a bimbo

mel says:
*falls of chair laughing*

Okay I need to seek help, soon.